Inglés

Honestly, I am the best man in the world (as long as you define the word "best" to fit my description). Are millionaires really looking for low-income artistic types like myself? Are we really that difficult to find? I'm a Mensan with a very cluttered apartment, and a past bankruptcy. References available on request, including my ex-wife (We are still very close friends) and her husband.

Tauro

Delgado

5' 10 (1.78 m)

Marrones

Otros

Divorciado

No

No

Pantorrillas

Cicatrices

Sal y Pimienta

Sin Mascotas

Si

Algo de Universidad

Auto Empleo

Entretenimiento / Media

Manager-General & LHEE

Menos de $100,000USD/Año

Solo/a

Se pone un poco loco a veces

No

No

El Cómico de la clase

Bullicioso/a, Ruidoso, Anti Social, Amistoso, Cómico, Coqueto/a, Extrovertido/a, Oscuro, Extraña / Rarezas

Hacer ejercicio, Películas, Internet, Juegos, Teatro, Computadoras

Quedarme en casa, Probar cosas nuevas, Películas, Relajarse, Dormir

Totally dependent on the situation and the other person...

To eliminate birth defects, world hunger, war, cancer, HIV, HSV, MRSA...

Amistoso, Obsceno, Bobo, Coqueteo

Ateo

Nunca

Probably unattainable...(I do have political views but they don't fit neatly in any of the drop-down menu categories.) I would love to create a polyamorous libertarian-socialist utopia, but I don't think that any currently existing society can be converted to one by any means, especially through force. I have a plan to create one peacefully, but don't yet have the resources...I have to finish cleaning my apartment first though...

Irónico/a, Inteligente, Seco / Sarcástico, Amistoso, Bobo, Oscuro, Payasadas, Obsceno, Sádico/a, Nunca me rio

No me gusta la TV

Acción, Ciencia Ficción, Comedia , Drama , Horror, Soy Actor/Actriz de películas

Rap, Rock, Metal, Electrónica, Pop, Clásica, Blues, Latino, Nueva Era / New Age, Baile, Reggae, Punk

Clásicos, Cómics, Computadoras , Salud, Humor, Educativos, Matemáticas, Referencia, Sátira, Ciencia , Técnica, Soy un autor literario

Filling out long pointless web forms with answers that tell very little about my actual personality.

Inteligencia, Buena Imagen, Humor, Grandes Habilidades, Empatía, Sensibilidad, Audacia, Rarezas, Espontaneidad, Poder, Coquetería, Ingenio, Detallista

(Possible answers)
-My keys.
-Clues (to where my keys are...).
-A bargain on bulk quantities.
-The facts, ma'am, just the facts.
-A lover who won't blow my cover (she's so hard to find!)
-Gloves, in all the wrong places...
-Mate in five.
-Maybe sometimes Lindt Excellence 85%, but never Mr. Goodbar...

Amigo/a , Cita, Íntimos, Comprometido